diff --git a/html/search.ejs b/html/search.ejs index c7eb748..0de7f0e 100644 --- a/html/search.ejs +++ b/html/search.ejs @@ -617,7 +617,17 @@ if (isMathExpression(query)) { const now = new Date(); const options = { weekday: 'long' }; answer = now.toLocaleDateString(undefined, options); -} +} else if (query.includes('u are cute') || query.includes('you are cute')) { + answer = "jifshfgdhjf >~< no u" +} else if (query.includes('ur cute') || query.includes('your cute')) { + answer = "efkohgefgef >///< no u" +} else if (query.includes('am i cute') || query.includes('am i a cutie?')) { + answer = "yesh :3 u are " +} else if (query.includes('am i a good girl') || query.includes('am i a good boy?')) { + answer = query.includes('girl') ? "yesh :3 u are a good girl" : "yesh :3 u are a good boy"; +} else if (query.includes('ur hot') || query.includes('you are hot')) { + answer = "jrifyehgyerfgu9wdswgfsafgysdfdwgbfwdfge >~< " +} const upsellMessages = [ "[new] Try searching 'What's 4+4?'", @@ -627,7 +637,7 @@ const upsellMessages = [ "[new] Try searching 'What's 7*8?'" ]; -const showUpsell = !answer && Math.random() < 0.2; +const showUpsell = !answer && Math.random() < 0.1; const randomUpsellMessage = showUpsell ? upsellMessages[Math.floor(Math.random() * upsellMessages.length)] : '';