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@@ -13,8 +13,7 @@ The main advantages of SafeTwitch are:
 
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-You can visit it here, the official instance, at https://safetwitch.drgns.space  
-Or, you can find community instances [here](#instances)!
+You can find an instance to use [here](#instances)!
 
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@@ -47,7 +46,6 @@ It is impossible to use Twitch without being bombarded with tons of ads, multipl
 It's not all sunshine and rainbows though, and still has various cons, including
 
 - SafeTwitch was a learning project
-- dragongoose is silly (can't even drive yet 😔)
 - Uses Vue, which relies on Javascript
 
 You aren't forced to use SafeTwitch, so use whatever suits you the most!